"Because sending a glitter bomb is temporary."
Novelty item โ no real ownership rights conveyed. All sales final. Terms & Disclaimers
Your official export will be high-resolution and watermark-free.
now has a piece of space garbage with their name on it.
Humanity has officially progressed backwards.
Confirming your transaction with Stripe before locking in the claim.
After extensive review, NORAD object --
has officially been associated with
for all eternity.*
*or until the Sun explodes.
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